Look at that nice couple on the park bench…where’s she putting her hand? Hey – they’re French kissing – and…wait! She’s unzipping him – putting her head in his lap! Does the Park Commissioner know about this? Now, this pair of ’60s hippie chicks – the slender blonde, the busty brunette, bumping and grinding hypnotically…d’you suppose they’re not virgins? Color footage! These two brunettes, perusing a skin mag…why, they’re kissing! Are they members of the…”third sex”? Or just feminists?
Why is that brunette bathing in her nightie? Is she shy? And this class of ’69 couple – disgraceful! The interior decorating, I mean. And those two gals sure are nice to help that poor fella lubricate himself.