Okay class, open your schoolbooks. Today’s lesson? Reading, writing and reaming. The girl’s in Miss Penbrook’s class are learning more than their A-B-C’s in Finishing School. Satisfying your husband is “the most important lesson of being a wife.” She demonstrates how with Mr. Johnson, a donkey-dicked idiot with plastic-looking hair. Miss Penbrook takes his huge joystick and stuffs it down her esophagus like it’s a cocktail frank. (Sexual education was never like this in my high school!)
While Mr. J is jamming his salami up her crease she says matter-of-factly, “It will be his preference to blast inside your cunt or in, on occasion, your mouth. You must oblige him because it’s your duty.” Kee-rist! Feminists should be loading their guns and sharpening their knives right about now.
The message taught at this school is: Hey girls! Just lay back and grab your ankles! Finishing School is offensive and vile. I loved every minute of it.
– Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures